Gravity suspended

Although scientifically not proven yet, I am convinced that gravity on earth is changing on a daily basis. There are days when even the smallest step you make brings you forward just like walking on moon, but contrary to Apollo heroes of the 60ties, we jump around on earth without the hassles of providing us with oxygen or protecting us from radiation that kills everything. Except for some microbes eventually flying accross the universe, seeding live in other galaxies. An interesting line of thought anyway, thinking that our earth might seed live on other planets...
Well, yesterday I clearly felt how gravity lost its grip for a few seconds, while buying beans in the supermarket. Lucky me, I bought a few kilogramm of various dried beans, holding me down in the groceries department, otherwise I would have ended up in the upper floor department, selling shirts for men, which is as dangerous a place for modern men as the Tyrannosaurus rex nest was for our mammal ancestors.
I talked with Juvena's Vice-president on the phone in the olive oil department and she said: "Just do it. We wish you all the luck. But please, do not register the name independently, call us first if you wish to register your lonestar memories."
- Promise: I will.
Pix: Perfumer, in zero gravity environment (trampoline)