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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Il minimo

All readers be aware: What follows next is a commercial break on this blog’s routine. I am going to need sooner or later pump spray sample bottles again and addressed this issue at my preferred supplier in Austria, being Oskar Karla. I can get them, within 4-5 weeks, no problem, but O. Karla is obliged to order 50’000 because their supplier sells in huge batches only. Meaning, I have to order thousands. This is the fate of being at the very bottom of the pump spray sample bottle food chain. Anyone interested in buying perfume sample bottles?.....

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Blogger Heather said...

I would't want 50,000 - but sample bottles of which I have none would be very very very very welcome

So if your serious - you have a business buddy!


1:32 AM  
Blogger andy said...

Dear Heather
with all humoristic aspects in between, there is still a little bit of truth in this post of mine. I will have to order "a few thousand" sample spray bottles. I am considering right now about around 3000. I am in the process of negotiation what delivery time I have to expect. I will show you what the sample bottles look like in Wilderswil or when I come to see you in February. If you are interested: We may have a deal! The price tag is 303 Euro per 1000 pieces. I will have to pay taxes and shipment on those. So, I guess the price tag in the very end will show something like 400 Euro per 1000 pieces.
How many would you be interested in?
Wow... we are moving into B2B blogging here....

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anya said...

Hi Andy
Isn't the math a little off? Are there any pictures of these to be viewed? You might consider announcing this on my group -- I'll bet you make the 50k minimum yourself ;0

Also, I wrote you privately the other day, and then noticed your email addy is bouncing on the NP group. Is stuff getting through to you privately? (you can answer this privately ;-)

6:22 AM  
Blogger andy said...

Dear Anya
I will look into the bouncing. I had to reconfirm my e-mail yesterday. It happens once a week that I enter a bouncing problem....
The calculation: well....303 Euro per thousand is correct. I have no confirmation for the handling and shipment charges yet and sales tax either. Thus I thougt, I indicate a max number..... details may follow later.
I will post a picture here tomorrow, right you are! And I look forward to becoming the biggest perfume sample bottle seller in Switzerland ;-)

6:34 AM  

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